Redneck Love Poem

Collards is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue’s and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain’t got no scales but I luv you... [More]

Weight Report

A small town doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish.One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips he got a call that a woman at a neighboring farm was giving birth. He rushed to her aid and delivered a healthy baby boy.The farmer had nothing to weigh the baby with s... [More]

Computer Terms

A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like ‘chalk’ or ‘pencil,’ she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were ... [More]
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The Best Possible Question

A man does a good deed and as a reward his guardian angel appears and offers him the answer to any question he wishes to ask. But she says to take his time and she will return in two days. Well the man immediately realized he could become very rich: Which stock will go up the most over the next five... [More]

Blind Man

A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog. He takes the dogs leash and starts swinging it around and around his head.The druggist says, "May I help you?" The blind man replies, "No thank you, I'm just looking around."

Who Gets The Dog?

A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age.The group surrounded a dog. Concerned the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked, "What are you doing with that dog?"One of the boys replied, "... [More]

Men vs Women

RELATIONSHIPS: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled ‘All Men Are Idiots’ Then she will get on with her life. A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the breakup, at 3:00 a.m. on a Sa... [More]

Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls ...

Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
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A reindeer bellied up to the bar

One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep South, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a martini.Without batting an eye, the bartender mixed and poured the drink, set it in front of the reindeer, and accepted the twenty-dollar bill from the reindeer's hoof.As he handed the... [More]

Male Etiquette

Any Man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed or beaten by his fellow partygoers. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to save his master b. The moment Angelina Jolie start... [More]