A Blonde A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow...
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October 20, 2007 04:23 byAdmin
A young Redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible", says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. The doctor ...
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August 14, 2007 01:34 byAdmin
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes go in first.
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July 25, 2007 15:29 byAdmin
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients arecomplaining that they can never reach me." Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?" Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so I didthe next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car." Psychiatrist: "Uh ... ...
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June 27, 2007 17:15 byAdmin
Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
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May 31, 2007 19:55 byAdmin
Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.
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March 27, 2007 12:13 byAdmin
There once was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head. They were all running from the FBI. They ran and ran. They saw this barn, they ran in. Then they saw 3 burlap sacks and hid in them.The FBI guys entered the barn, and seeing the sacks kicked the first one which the brunette was in.'Meow meow' says...
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February 20, 2007 02:48 byAdmin
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911: Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb. Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb? Blonde: Yes. Operator: And the switch is on? Blonde: Yes, yes. Operator: And the bulb still won't light up...
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December 3, 2006 10:00 byAdmin
Two blondes were observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger: Blonde #1 said, "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!" Blonde #2 replied, "Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!"
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July 22, 2006 05:46 byAdmin
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help. We’re three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is ...
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April 22, 2006 07:13 byAdmin