Occasionally, airline flight attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:"As we prepare for takeoff, please make sure your tray tables and seat backs are fully upright in their m...
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July 15, 2007 08:29 byAdmin
Letterman's Top Ten Signs You're Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make a deposit, tellers high-five each other.9. After you get a free toaster, bank president shows up at your house begging for toast.8. Your monthly statements are handwritten, in crayon.7. When you want to make a withd...
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March 18, 2007 04:39 byAdmin
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this a...
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February 20, 2007 06:20 byAdmin
Top 50 Dumbest Things President George W. Bush said in his first term:
50. “I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn’t here.” —at the President’s Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002
49. “We spent a lot of time talking about...
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January 8, 2007 08:24 byAdmin
Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People.”
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:
1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.
As every engineer know...
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March 13, 2006 14:38 byAdmin
A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why? The conductor. Business before pleasure.
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June 8, 2005 00:58 byAdmin
All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All EmployeesFrom: HeadquartersSubject: Business Travel Policy GuidelinesDate: June 16, 2000Due to fiscal constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees on travel for official b...
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February 19, 2005 14:30 byAdmin