Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and took it out to the mountains to fly it. He was cruising along a few hundred feet above the treetops when he spots these two hunters down below.He hollers and waves at them, trying to be sociable. Suddenly the hunters look up and they b...
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November 17, 2007 20:34 byAdmin
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver,caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control andcrashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash andrushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the polit...
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November 17, 2007 06:18 byAdmin
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and she says "Duh, big red truck?!."
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November 16, 2007 13:37 byAdmin
A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One Texas soldier is better than ten Taliban". The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few ...
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November 9, 2007 03:25 byAdmin
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,"Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars.""What...
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November 8, 2007 21:30 byAdmin
Personally, I like to annoy people. It brightens my day. Some days, when I’ve got nothing better to do I’ll prank call some folks, use an annying voice at the local burger drive-thru, light on fire and throw a sack of dog turds at the neighbor’s front door, or whatever else I can t...
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October 30, 2007 02:07 byAdmin
Things to Remember During a War1. The only things more accurate than enemy fire is friendly fire. 2. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo. 3. Teamwork is essential. It gives them more targets to shoot at. 4. No inspection-ready unit ever passed combat. 5. No combat-ready unit ever passed...
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October 23, 2007 18:54 byAdmin
In the beginning, God created heaven and earth, shortly thereafter God was in receipt of a notice to show cause why he shouldn’t be cited for failure to file an environmental impact statement. He was granted a temporary planning permit for the project, but was stymied by a Cease and Desist Ord...
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October 23, 2007 10:37 byAdmin
How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me. You too can win arguments. Simply follow these...
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October 22, 2007 07:37 byAdmin
Three women are about to be executed.One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthq...
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October 20, 2007 06:41 byAdmin