Variations on Murphy's law

1. The Law of Common Sense: Never accept a drink from a urologist.2. The Law of Reality: Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.3. The Law of Self Sacrifice: When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.4. The Law of Volunteering: If you dance with a grizzly bear, ... [More]

Are YOU A HARD MAN?

Are YOU A HARD MAN?1/. When reaching your sexual climax do you?a) Make low moaning sounds in her ear.b) Suck on her neck to produce a love bite.c) Shove your thumb up her arse so she screams her tits off.2/. You're in bed one night and she whispers "I love you". Do you?a) Whisper back "I love you to... [More]

A blond calls the fire department

A blond calls the fire department.She screams into the phone, "Hurry, come quick! My house is on fire!"The fire chief replies, "OK, but how do we get to your house?"The blond says, "Duh, Red Truck!"
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Garden of Heden

As he drove along the highway, a guy kept seeing billboards with beautiful, tanned people and the words: Visit the Garden of Hedon. His curiosity got the best of him and he turned off the road at the entrance to the place a few miles down the road. He went inside a building marked “Registratio... [More]

You might be a preacher if...

You might be a preacher if...You've waded in a creek wearing a necktie.You've ever dreamed you were preaching only to awaken and discover who you were.You'd rather negotiate with terrorists than the church organist.A church picnic is no picnic.You've ever wanted to fire the church and form a congreg... [More]

Funny Bumper Stickers #14

Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object. Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired. Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'. Don't force it, get a larger hammer. Earn cash in your spare time...blackmail friends. Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get the... [More]
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Chili Tester

Notes From An Inexperienced Chili Taster Named FRANK, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: “Recently I was honored to be selected as an outstanding Famous celebrity in Texas, to be a judge at a chili cook-off, because no one else wanted to do it. Also the original person called in sick ... [More]

The Coma

The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through... [More]

Say, why did the foreman fire you?

Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you?"Replied the second, "Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and watching others do the work. My foreman got jealous. People started thinking I was the foreman."
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What A Night

John woke up after the annual Spring office party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. “Louise,” he moaned, R... [More]
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