1. The Law of Common Sense: Never accept a drink from a urologist.2. The Law of Reality: Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.3. The Law of Self Sacrifice: When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.4. The Law of Volunteering: If you dance with a grizzly bear, ...
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October 17, 2007 11:33 byAdmin
Are YOU A HARD MAN?1/. When reaching your sexual climax do you?a) Make low moaning sounds in her ear.b) Suck on her neck to produce a love bite.c) Shove your thumb up her arse so she screams her tits off.2/. You're in bed one night and she whispers "I love you". Do you?a) Whisper back "I love you to...
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October 14, 2007 00:21 byAdmin
A blond calls the fire department.She screams into the phone, "Hurry, come quick! My house is on fire!"The fire chief replies, "OK, but how do we get to your house?"The blond says, "Duh, Red Truck!"
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October 8, 2007 05:26 byAdmin
As he drove along the highway, a guy kept seeing billboards with beautiful, tanned people and the words: Visit the Garden of Hedon. His curiosity got the best of him and he turned off the road at the entrance to the place a few miles down the road. He went inside a building marked “Registratio...
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October 5, 2007 07:09 byAdmin
You might be a preacher if...You've waded in a creek wearing a necktie.You've ever dreamed you were preaching only to awaken and discover who you were.You'd rather negotiate with terrorists than the church organist.A church picnic is no picnic.You've ever wanted to fire the church and form a congreg...
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October 4, 2007 21:33 byAdmin
Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object. Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired. Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'. Don't force it, get a larger hammer. Earn cash in your spare time...blackmail friends. Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get the...
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October 1, 2007 02:31 byAdmin
Notes From An Inexperienced Chili Taster Named FRANK, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast:
“Recently I was honored to be selected as an outstanding Famous celebrity in Texas, to be a judge at a chili cook-off, because no one else wanted to do it. Also the original person called in sick ...
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September 30, 2007 12:46 byAdmin
The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through...
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September 23, 2007 20:42 byAdmin
Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you?"Replied the second, "Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and watching others do the work. My foreman got jealous. People started thinking I was the foreman."
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September 23, 2007 18:56 byAdmin
John woke up after the annual Spring office party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.
“Louise,” he moaned, R...
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September 18, 2007 05:07 byAdmin