There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the bar. He decides to lay down a park bench and sleep. Tomorrow he would walk home after he was sober. In the morning two little girls are walking by to go to school when they see he is wearing his kilt. One of the little girls get cu...
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November 25, 2007 09:50 byAdmin
Any of your neighbors has ever spent Halloween night at the bottom of a hole because you moved their outhouse back about four feet.You've ever lost a dog to a bush hog.You've ever been arrested for a DUI on a riding lawn mower.You keep your teeth and your goldfish in the same glass.On average, one o...
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November 21, 2007 18:28 byAdmin
The "Stella" awards rank up there with the Darwin awards. Stella Liebeck is the 81 year old lady who spilled coffee on herself and sued McDonalds. This case inspired an annual award: The "Stella" Award - for the most frivolous lawsuits in the U. S.The following are this year's ca...
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November 19, 2007 10:07 byAdmin
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only”. Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works.
“We have 5 floors. Go up flo...
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November 18, 2007 13:41 byAdmin
Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when he returned to the airport. After verifying his seat number with the counter attendant, Brendan walked back to his relatives and stated that he'd have to wait an additional three ...
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November 16, 2007 08:39 byAdmin
When you have three young boys it is hard to know who to blame when something goes wrong in the house. One father explains how he solves the problem: "I just send all three to bed without letting them watch television. In the morning, I just go after the one with the black eye."
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November 15, 2007 09:17 byAdmin
A small town doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish.One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips he got a call that a woman at a neighboring farm was giving birth. He rushed to her aid and delivered a healthy baby boy.The farmer had nothing to weigh the baby with s...
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November 14, 2007 16:47 byAdmin
A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but with all their cargo, the plane is too heavy. So he yells to the soldiers in back to throw things out to make the plane lighter. They throw out a pistol. "Throw ou...
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November 14, 2007 14:49 byAdmin
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll just run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Jimmy, com...
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November 13, 2007 21:19 byAdmin
Five year old Becky answered the door when the Census taker came by.She told the Census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn't home, because he was performing an appendectomy."My," said the census taker, "that sure is a big word for such a little girl. Do you know what it means...
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November 12, 2007 11:37 byAdmin