Ninja's killed my family

Variations on Murphy's law

1. The Law of Common Sense: Never accept a drink from a urologist.2. The Law of Reality: Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.3. The Law of Self Sacrifice: When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.4. The Law of Volunteering: If you dance with a grizzly bear, ... [More]