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The Four Engineers

One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car.The car broke down. The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think a rod broke." The Chemical Engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I don't thin... [More]
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Top Ten Signs Your Co-worker Is a Computer Hacker

10. You ticked him off once, and your next phone bill was for $20,000.9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes 3 years running.8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office computer network goes down.6. Somehow gets HBO on his PC at ... [More]

An old occupation

What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.- Old actors never die, they just drop apart.- Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.- Old architects never die, they just lose their structures.- Old bankers never die, they... [More]

Are You a Nerd?

INTRODUCTION:Hello, and welcome to the nerdity test. This test is designed to help you determine your nerdity quotient. In the past, someone may have watched you, or listened to something you said and then exclaimed, "You geek! What do you think you are doing?" Or maybe it's just us. In an... [More]

You Know You're From Chicago When...

You say "Wanna go with?" when you mean "Do you want to come with me?"You know what Kennedy, Dan Ryan, Eisenhower, Edens, and Bishop Ford, have in common and curse one of them daily.You know what "the Hillside strangler is."You can name three or four extra taxes nobody e... [More]

Variations on Murphy's law

1. The Law of Common Sense: Never accept a drink from a urologist.2. The Law of Reality: Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.3. The Law of Self Sacrifice: When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.4. The Law of Volunteering: If you dance with a grizzly bear, ... [More]

If Microsoft Were Jewish

1. Instead of getting a "General Protection Fault" error, your PC would get "Verklemmt". 2. When you fill up your "C-drive", you will get a "Hard Drive is Schtopped" message. 3. Hanukkah screen savers will have "Flying Draydles". 4. Your PC shuts... [More]
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Computer Problem Report Form

Computer Problem Report Form1. Describe your problem: ________________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________________2. Now, describe the problem accurately: ________________________________________________________________ ___________... [More]