Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!
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November 20, 2007 14:38 byAdmin
The "Stella" awards rank up there with the Darwin awards. Stella Liebeck is the 81 year old lady who spilled coffee on herself and sued McDonalds. This case inspired an annual award: The "Stella" Award - for the most frivolous lawsuits in the U. S.The following are this year's ca...
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November 19, 2007 10:07 byAdmin
According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided to make an emergency landing, and switched on the seat belt sign.The vibration stopped immediately.A passenger emerged from a lavatory and explained that he had been jogging in pl...
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November 8, 2007 14:46 byAdmin
INTRODUCTION:Hello, and welcome to the nerdity test. This test is designed to help you determine your nerdity quotient. In the past, someone may have watched you, or listened to something you said and then exclaimed, "You geek! What do you think you are doing?" Or maybe it's just us. In an...
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November 1, 2007 15:03 byAdmin
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry an extraordinarily beautiful woman, so they could produce gorgeous children beyond compare. With that in mind he set out on a mission to find the perfect woman.
Shortly thereafter he met a Redneck who had three stunning, gorg...
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November 1, 2007 13:49 byAdmin
Time once again to review the winners of the Annual "Stella Awards." The StellaAwards are named after 81 year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee onherself and successfully sued McDonald's (in NM). That case inspired the StellaAwards for the most frivolous, ridiculous, successful lawsuits in t...
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October 25, 2007 08:58 byAdmin
During a visit to a military medical clinic, I was sent to the lab to have blood
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October 22, 2007 20:47 byAdmin
I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After I had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the emergency room. The ER nurse asked for my height and weight, and I blurted out, "Five-foot-eight, 125 pounds."While the nurse pondered over this information, my mother lean...
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October 16, 2007 23:10 byAdmin
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finall...
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October 11, 2007 12:17 byAdmin
This woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were blood-shot and...
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September 21, 2007 02:24 byAdmin