There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the bar. He decides to lay down a park bench and sleep. Tomorrow he would walk home after he was sober. In the morning two little girls are walking by to go to school when they see he is wearing his kilt. One of the little girls get cu...
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November 25, 2007 09:50 byAdmin
The "Stella" awards rank up there with the Darwin awards. Stella Liebeck is the 81 year old lady who spilled coffee on herself and sued McDonalds. This case inspired an annual award: The "Stella" Award - for the most frivolous lawsuits in the U. S.The following are this year's ca...
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November 19, 2007 10:07 byAdmin
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so...
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November 18, 2007 11:41 byAdmin
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and took it out to the mountains to fly it. He was cruising along a few hundred feet above the treetops when he spots these two hunters down below.He hollers and waves at them, trying to be sociable. Suddenly the hunters look up and they b...
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November 17, 2007 20:34 byAdmin
RELATIONSHIPS:
When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled ‘All Men Are Idiots’ Then she will get on with her life.
A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the breakup, at 3:00 a.m. on a Sa...
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November 11, 2007 14:45 byAdmin
One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep South, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a martini.Without batting an eye, the bartender mixed and poured the drink, set it in front of the reindeer, and accepted the twenty-dollar bill from the reindeer's hoof.As he handed the...
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November 11, 2007 09:25 byAdmin
Once upon a time there lived a woman in Brampton who had a maddening passion forbaked beans. She loved them, but unfortunately they always gave her a veryembarrassing, and somewhat lively reaction. When it became apparent that she andher boyfriend would marry she thought to herself, "He is such a sw...
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November 10, 2007 01:55 byAdmin
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat next to a rather attractive woman."Hi," he said, "I'm new in town. Can I buy you a drink?""Get lost," she remarked, "I am Lesbian.""Oh, really?" he asked, "How are things in Beiruit?"
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November 9, 2007 02:29 byAdmin
Any Man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed or beaten by his fellow partygoers.
Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save his master
b. The moment Angelina Jolie start...
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November 8, 2007 22:41 byAdmin
We've all caught someone at sometime picking their nose. Some try to do it in secret. Others do it openly without embarrassment.
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November 8, 2007 15:22 byAdmin