Top 50 Dumbest Things President George W. Bush said in his first term: 50. “I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn’t here.” —at the President’s Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002 49. “We spent a lot of time talking about... [More]

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