"COLORED FOLKS"

(This was written by a black man in Texas. What a great sense of humor andcreativity!!! ) When I born, I black, when I grow up, I black, when I go insun, I black, when I cold, I black, when I scared, I black, when I sick, Iblack, and when I die, I still black. You white folks.... when ... [More]

NO Nursing Home for me!

With the average cost for a Nursing Home per day reaching $188.00,there is a better way when we get old & feeble. I have already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn for a combined long term stay discount and senior discount of $49.23 per night. That leaves $138.77 a day for:
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Yo Mama So Fat #4

Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter ... [More]
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Memo - Subject: Retire Aged Personnel Early

As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for the Department areas, we are forced to cut our number of personnel.Under the new plan, older employees will be asked to accept early retirement, thus permitting the retention of younger people who represent our future plans.Therefore, a program to p... [More]
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The Old Witness

An old man was a witness in a burglary case.
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You Might Be A Redneck If #61

Any of your neighbors has ever spent Halloween night at the bottom of a hole because you moved their outhouse back about four feet.You've ever lost a dog to a bush hog.You've ever been arrested for a DUI on a riding lawn mower.You keep your teeth and your goldfish in the same glass.On average, one o... [More]

The Stella Awards

The "Stella" awards rank up there with the Darwin awards. Stella Liebeck is the 81 year old lady who spilled coffee on herself and sued McDonalds. This case inspired an annual award: The "Stella" Award - for the most frivolous lawsuits in the U. S.The following are this year's ca... [More]

Make Life Mre Enjoyable

Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road and mounting... [More]

When You're Over 50...

Kidnappers are not very interested in you. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. No one expects you to run into a burning building. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?" People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. There's nothing left to learn the hard wa... [More]

Grounded

Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when he returned to the airport. After verifying his seat number with the counter attendant, Brendan walked back to his relatives and stated that he'd have to wait an additional three ... [More]