(This was written by a black man in Texas.
What a great sense of humor andcreativity!!! )
When I born, I black,
when I grow up, I black,
when I go insun, I black,
when I cold, I black,
when I scared, I black,
when I sick, Iblack,
and when I die, I still black.
You white folks....
when ...
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November 25, 2007 14:18 byAdmin
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter ...
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November 22, 2007 20:00 byAdmin
Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?
A: Because they are plugged into a genius.
Q: Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
A: They don’t have time.
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A: They won’t stop for directions.
Q: Why did God put men on earth?
A: Beca...
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November 16, 2007 22:23 byAdmin
When you have three young boys it is hard to know who to blame when something goes wrong in the house. One father explains how he solves the problem: "I just send all three to bed without letting them watch television. In the morning, I just go after the one with the black eye."
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November 15, 2007 09:17 byAdmin
What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.- Old actors never die, they just drop apart.- Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.- Old architects never die, they just lose their structures.- Old bankers never die, they...
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November 14, 2007 21:16 byAdmin
The farmer went into a lawyer’s office and said, “I want one of them there dayvorces.”
The lawyer said, “Do you have grounds?”
The farmer said, “Yes, I have 140 acres.”
The lawyer said, “No you don’t understand. Do you have a case?”
The...
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November 14, 2007 06:18 byAdmin
10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."9) Move everything to one side o...
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November 10, 2007 23:55 byAdmin
What's with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking -- "Gosh, if we have a party there may not be enough standing room; I'd better carpet the toilet too."Have you ever noticed that the waiter who takes your order is not the one who brings your f...
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November 3, 2007 12:40 byAdmin
You say "Wanna go with?" when you mean "Do you want to come with me?"You know what Kennedy, Dan Ryan, Eisenhower, Edens, and Bishop Ford, have in common and curse one of them daily.You know what "the Hillside strangler is."You can name three or four extra taxes nobody e...
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October 31, 2007 16:48 byAdmin
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finall...
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October 11, 2007 12:17 byAdmin