The Garda, a disagreeable sort, stops a local farmer on a minor infraction and proceeds to berate the poor man this way and that, dressing him down most unfairly. After the lecture, which the farmer takes well, the constable starts writing the poor man up. While he's writing, he keeps swattin' at ...
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November 24, 2007 02:03 byAdmin
A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, “What’s the problem officer?”
Officer: “You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.”
Man: “No sir, I was only doing 65.”
Wife: “Oh, Harry. You were going 80.” (The man gives his wife a dirty ...
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November 23, 2007 03:21 byAdmin
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road and mounting...
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November 17, 2007 09:32 byAdmin
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver,caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control andcrashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash andrushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the polit...
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November 17, 2007 06:18 byAdmin
What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.- Old actors never die, they just drop apart.- Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.- Old architects never die, they just lose their structures.- Old bankers never die, they...
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November 14, 2007 21:16 byAdmin
Collards is green, my dog’s name is Blue
And I’m so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue’s and without all them fleas.
You move like the bass, which excite me in May.
You ain’t got no scales but I luv you...
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November 14, 2007 20:39 byAdmin
A small town doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish.One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips he got a call that a woman at a neighboring farm was giving birth. He rushed to her aid and delivered a healthy baby boy.The farmer had nothing to weigh the baby with s...
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November 14, 2007 16:47 byAdmin
The farmer went into a lawyer’s office and said, “I want one of them there dayvorces.”
The lawyer said, “Do you have grounds?”
The farmer said, “Yes, I have 140 acres.”
The lawyer said, “No you don’t understand. Do you have a case?”
The...
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November 14, 2007 06:18 byAdmin
When we were looking to buy property I had this overzealous realtor show us what can only be described as a totally worn-out old farm. I mean the land had just been worked to death. The weeds were hardly even growing.The smiling super salesman said, �Now really, all this land needs is a little
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November 13, 2007 22:34 byAdmin
RELATIONSHIPS:
When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled ‘All Men Are Idiots’ Then she will get on with her life.
A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the breakup, at 3:00 a.m. on a Sa...
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November 11, 2007 14:45 byAdmin