Q. What's a pig's favorite ballet?
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November 8, 2007 02:03 byAdmin
Saddam is riding in his limo in the Iraqi countryside when there is a sudden bump and the limo stops. The chauffer gets out, walks around the car and reports to Saddam, "I just killed a pig. I think it came from that peasant's hut by the road."So Saddam tells him to go and tell the peasant...
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November 4, 2007 18:40 byAdmin
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry an extraordinarily beautiful woman, so they could produce gorgeous children beyond compare. With that in mind he set out on a mission to find the perfect woman.
Shortly thereafter he met a Redneck who had three stunning, gorg...
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November 1, 2007 13:49 byAdmin
I LEAVE:To my wife: My overdraft at the bank. Maybe she can explain it.To my son: Equity on my car. Now he will have to go to work to meet the payments.To my banker: My soul. He has the mortgage on it anyway.To my neighbour: My clown suit. He will need it if he continues to farm as he has in the pas...
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October 20, 2007 14:44 byAdmin
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?Is there anot...
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October 20, 2007 09:24 byAdmin
A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. "Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the cow.Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. The amazed man told the farmer his story."...
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October 16, 2007 07:11 byAdmin
Are YOU A HARD MAN?1/. When reaching your sexual climax do you?a) Make low moaning sounds in her ear.b) Suck on her neck to produce a love bite.c) Shove your thumb up her arse so she screams her tits off.2/. You're in bed one night and she whispers "I love you". Do you?a) Whisper back "I love you to...
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October 14, 2007 00:21 byAdmin
A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim. "I understand you're claiming damages for the injuries you're supposed to have suffered?" stated the counsel for the insurance company. "Yes, that's rig...
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October 5, 2007 07:38 byAdmin
1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? 2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? 3. Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack? 4. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy ...
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September 19, 2007 05:25 byAdmin
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for directions to Des Moines."Don't know," the woman said.He got back in his car and pulled away. Then he heard voices. He looked in his rearview mirror and saw the...
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September 18, 2007 20:38 byAdmin