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November 3, 2008 13:18 byAdmin
Sign in a pet shop window: "Free legless parakeet. No perches necessary."
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September 27, 2007 18:24 byAdmin
17. Bomb Drops Keep Fallin' on my Head16. Ain't No Mountain High Enough, or With Enough Caves15. Taliban on the Run14. Jalalabad Moon Risin'13. Fifty Ways to Leave Your Bunker12. Freebeard11. Allah Said Knock You Out10. The Goatest Love of All9. Don't Cry for Me, Al Qaeda8. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa...
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August 27, 2007 23:07 byAdmin
Low Wages Said Key to Poverty: Newsday, July 11Man shoots neighbor with machete: The Miami Herald, July 3Tomatoes come in big, little, medium sizes: The Daily Progress, Charlottesville, Virginia, March 30Dirty-Air Cities Far Deadlier Than Clean Ones, Study Shows: The New York Times, March 10Man Run ...
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July 10, 2007 05:07 byAdmin
You know you work in Corporate America if... You sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies. Your company welcome sign is attached with Velcro. Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket. Your company logo on your badge is applied with stick-um. You order your busines...
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July 4, 2007 01:10 byAdmin
Horrible Analogies Taken from High School papers:She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again. (Rich Murphy, Fairfax Station) The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a b...
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May 18, 2007 21:23 byAdmin
Free puppies...part German shepherd, part dog Free puppies: 1/2 cocker spaniel - 1/2 sneaky neighbor dog Free Yorkshire terrier. 8 Years old. Unpleasant little dog. German shephard. 85 Lbs. Neutered. Speaks german. Free. Cute kitten for sale, 2 cents or best offer Free: Farm kittens. Ready to eat. K...
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May 5, 2007 16:14 byAdmin
Top 50 Dumbest Things President George W. Bush said in his first term:
50. “I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn’t here.” —at the President’s Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002
49. “We spent a lot of time talking about Af...
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January 8, 2007 08:24 byAdmin
Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay ContestHer date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man."Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field...
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December 16, 2006 23:50 byAdmin
1. CHURCH CAR PARK - FOR MEMBERS ONLY! Trespassers will be baptised!2. "No God - No Peace. Know God - Know Peace."3. "Free Trip to Heaven. Details Inside!"4. "Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins."5. An ad for one Church has a picture of two hands holdin...
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November 4, 2006 12:44 byAdmin