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Yo Mama So Ghetto

Yo mama’s so ghetto, she keeps FunnyandJokes’ Yo Mama Jokes bookmarked. (Hey wait, that’s not funny!)  Yo mama so ghetto, she puts her food stamps in a money clip.  Yo mama so ghetto, her baby daddy and her boyfriend share a bunk-bed.  Yo mama so ghetto, she was born in a bucket... [More]

Bumper Sticker Humor

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.The Earth Is Full -- Go HomeThis Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening to MeCleverly Disguised as a Responsible AdultThe Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My NameIlliterate? Write For HelpHonk If Anything Falls OffHe Who Hesitates Is Not O... [More]

Bumper Stickers 31-45

When she told me I was average, I figured she was just being mean. Hire the Handicapped…Were fun to watch!! STUPIDITY should be Painful This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren’t Happening To Me Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult Lord save me from your followers. Jesus loves youR... [More]

Greatest Country

Where do you come from?" the Scotsman asked an American. "From the greatest country in the world," replied the American. "Funny," said the Scotsman, "you've got the strangest Scottish accent I've ever heard."
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You’ll Never Get To Work On Time

So I’m driving to work, running a little bit late as usual. Just when things couldn’t get any worse, I see road construction… Yea, you think it’s funny. Running late for work with asshats driving 15mph in front of you, going slow for no reason… ahh what the hell I thou... [More]
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Funny Bumper Stickers #25

This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening to MeCleverly Disguised as a Responsible AdultThe Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My NameWhere Are We Going and Why Am I In This Handbasket?It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream NowI Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere... [More]

Stupid Is A Terminal Illness

And these people are proof. Competition has been tough, seems folks are getting stupider by the year. So much for Darwin’s theory, they’re still breeding. Pretty sure these were snagged from the Darwin Awards, but I’m not positive. Funny nonetheless. Eighth Place In Detroit, a 41-y... [More]

You looked a lot like my wife

A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "... [More]