LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately ... [More]

Here are some comments made by sports commentators that I'm sure they would like to take back:3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."4. Greg Norman, Pro... [More]

Golfer: “Are there golf courses in Heaven?” Fortune Teller: “I have good news, and I have bad news…” Golfer: “What’s the good news?” Fortune Teller: “The good news is that Heaven’s golf courses are beautiful beyond anything you could imagin... [More]

1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat in this? 4. Do you think she is prettier than me? 5. What would you do if I died? What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e., tells t... [More]