Resume Blunders

How bad a mistake can you make on your resume? Here are some real-life examples: "My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable." "Education: Curses in liberal arts, curses in computer science, curses in accounting.&... [More]

PC Jargon

ALPHA - Software undergoes alpha testing as a first step in getting user feedback. Alpha is Latin for "doesn't work."BETA - Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released. Beta is Latin for "still doesn't work."COMPUTER - Instrument of torture. The first computer w... [More]
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