First, God created the Irish. He said to himself, "These people are fun. They're very fun. But I *don't* want them to *ever* rule the world." So to handicap them, He gave them Whisky.Then God created the Scots. He said to himself, "These people are almost as much fun as the Irish...
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September 1, 2007 14:37 byAdmin
When the Irish say that St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland, what they don't tell you is that he was the only one who saw any snakes!
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August 2, 2007 03:59 byAdmin
An American walks into an Irish pub and says, "I'll give anyone $100 if they can drink 10 Guinness's in 10 minutes." Most people just ignore the absurd bet and go back to their conversations. One guy even leaves the bar. A little while later that guy comes back and asks the American, &q...
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July 29, 2007 08:33 byAdmin
We've got our own recipe for Irish stew: Get some meat, some potatoes and a lot of Guinness Stout. Drink all of the stout. Forget about the stew.
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July 26, 2007 08:04 byAdmin
Now the Irish have a new clinic for those who want to stop smoking. It's called Nicotine's Anonymous. If you get the urge to smoke, you call them and they send a man over and you get drunk together.
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July 22, 2007 21:38 byAdmin
"Why do you Irish always answer a question with a question?" asked President Franklin D. Roosevelt. "Do we now?" came New York Mayor Al Smith's reply.
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July 9, 2007 21:06 byAdmin
For quite some time, there’s been heavy debate as to just what ethicity Jesus actually belonged to. He’s listed in many different bibles and books, many sides are arguing their point. Well, let’s examine the facts here…
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:
1. He went into his fath...
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July 3, 2007 06:32 byAdmin
Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America. He went on a bus tour and travelled for hours and hours through desert country and oil fields. Murphy said, "Where are we now?" The guide said, "We're in the great state of Texas." "It's a big...
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June 30, 2007 14:30 byAdmin
A visitor to a small Irish village commented to a local Garda that it was a quiet little place. The Garda replied, quiet to be sure, we haven't buried a living soul in years.
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June 14, 2007 19:21 byAdmin
An Australian, an Irishman and an Englishman were sitting in a bar. There was only one other person in the bar; a man. The three men kept looking over at this other man, for he seemed somewhat familiar. They stared and stared, wondering where they had seen him before, when suddenly the Irishman crie...
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May 27, 2007 04:28 byAdmin