This Store Needs A New Sign

Reminds me of those therapist (the rapist) type terms, only this is worse. Sex change anyone? Or maybe you just wanna exchange kids stuff? Confused? Me too.

You Might be a Child of the 80’s If…

This is going to make me feel old (eek). This kind of stuff was supposed to be reserved for my parents, now it’s getting written for my generation. Not cool, I’m still young at heart though. Heh. At any rate, you might have beenĀ a child in the 80’s if any of the following applies t... [More]

Inappropriate Gifts

Li'l Naturalist Hornet Farm.The Duncan Yo -- Goes down, never comes back. Teaches children about warranties.5,200 Pick Up -- a jumbo deck of cards that lets kids play a larger version of their favorite game.The "Learn About Puberty Chia Pet".Supersoaker 9000: For use on those hard to reach... [More]

Top Country and Western Songs of All Time

The Country and Western Billboard recently published their list of the top 25 songs of all time. Deciding amongst all the great ‘cryin and whinin’ songs were tought, but they were up to the task. It’s amazing they were able to make a decision amongst all these wonderful songs…... [More]

Bumper Stickers 181-195

Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most! Are you stoned or just stupid? I gave up drinking, smoking and sex - Worst 15 minutes of my life I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory If the music’s too loud you’re too old Subvert the Dominant Paradigm My karm... [More]

Funny News Headlines (These Are Real)

The following headlines were actually printed in newpapers. The irony in some of these is absolutely astonishing, hilariously funny (though sometimes akward). Check them out… Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One Miners Refuse to Work after Death Include Your Children when Baking Cook... [More]

Confucius Says 2

Confucius Says:Television never replace old reliable key hole.Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy...Laziest man in world who marry widow with six children.Man with one chopstick go hungry.Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache. Man who scratches backside should not... [More]

Kids on the Old and New Testaments

This comes from a Catholic elementary school. Kids were asked questions about the Old and New Testaments. They have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., incorrect spelling has been left in.)... Enjoy!* In the first book of the bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the
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Funny News Headlines #9

Croupiers On Strike--Management: "No Big Deal"Stadium Air Conditioning Fails--Fans ProtestQueen Mary Having Bottom ScrapedHenshaw Offers Rare Opportunity to Goose HuntersWomen's Movement Called More Broad-BasedAntique Stripper to Display Wares at StoreProstitutes Appeal to PopeTeacher Stri... [More]

Signs You Don’t See Every Day

Some things you just don’t see every day, like these signs for example. Or the rest of these funny signs. Somebody should do something about these… like maybe laugh. Heh.