First, God created the Irish

First, God created the Irish. He said to himself, "These people are fun. They're very fun. But I *don't* want them to *ever* rule the world." So to handicap them, He gave them Whisky.Then God created the Scots. He said to himself, "These people are almost as much fun as the Irish... [More]
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Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge software

Introducing the Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge software:B.O.O.K.BOOK is a revolutionary technological breakthrough: no wires, no electric currents, no batteries. Nothing to be connected or switched on. So easy to use, even a child can operate it! Compact, portable, it can be used anywhere -- even on ... [More]

Well Endowed

It was the first day of third grade in a new town for Little Johnny.  As a test, his teacher went around the room and asked each of the students to count to 50.  Some did very well, counting as high as 30 or 40 with just a few mistakes. Others couldn’t get past 20.  Little Johnny, however, did... [More]