A Lawyer dies and goes to heaven. He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks St. Peter. "Hello mate," says St. Peter, "I'm sorry, no Lawyers in heaven." "What?" exclaims the man, astonished. "You heard, no Lawyers." "But, but, but, I've been a good m...
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October 25, 2007 23:56 byAdmin
An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his IRS agent and his Lawyer (both church members), to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the preacher held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The preac...
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October 19, 2007 02:39 byAdmin
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A0: Three; one to do it and two to sue him for malpractice.
A1: It only takes one lawyer to change your light bulb to his light bulb.
A2: You won’t find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you’re looking for a lawyer t...
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July 19, 2007 12:41 byAdmin
Lawyer: �Now, would you please tell the Jury the truth. Why did you shoot your husband with a bow and arrow?�Defendant: �I didn't want to wake up the children.�
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June 6, 2007 06:40 byAdmin
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but e...
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March 28, 2007 12:32 byAdmin
Q: What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in wet cement? A: Not enough cement. Q: Did you hear they just released a new Barbie doll called “Divorced Barbie”?
A: Yeah, it comes with half of Ken’s things and alimony.
Q: What’s the problem with lawyer jokes?
A: Lawy...
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March 24, 2007 16:12 byAdmin
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputies expense.
Deputy says, “License and registration, please.&#...
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January 17, 2007 11:49 byAdmin
Some jokes just aren’t long enough to garner their own post, so as we collect ‘em they get wadded up together and regurgitated someplace like… well here. Bada Bing!
Quacking Up
A duck walks into a drugstore and asks for a tube of ChapStick. The cashier says to the duck, “Th...
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June 5, 2006 23:01 byAdmin
Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal AdviceJuvenile Court to Try Shooting DefendantFund Set Up for Beating Victim's KinKiller Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 YearsCancer Society Honors Marlboro ManNicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out LiteracyAutos Killing 110 a Day--Let's Resolve to Do Better20-Year Frien...
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November 22, 2005 19:04 byAdmin
Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, OJ, will you tell me the honest truth? Did you kill Ronald and Nicole?”
OJ: “Well, after hearing your amazing arguments in court all this time, I’m beginning to think I didn’t.”
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November 1, 2005 23:18 byAdmin