Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said someone may steal from it at night, so they created a night watchman position (GS-4) and hired a person for the job.Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" S...
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October 17, 2007 05:55 byAdmin
Notes From An Inexperienced Chili Taster Named FRANK, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast:
“Recently I was honored to be selected as an outstanding Famous celebrity in Texas, to be a judge at a chili cook-off, because no one else wanted to do it. Also the original person called in sick ...
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September 30, 2007 12:46 byAdmin
I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?My mother-in-law has come back as one of the Undead and we must track her to her coffin to drive a stake through her heart and give her eternal peace. One day should do it.If it is a...
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May 22, 2007 16:01 byAdmin
Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert, Congress said,”Someone may steal from it at night.” So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.
Then Congress said,”How does the watchman do his job without instruction?&#...
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February 10, 2007 10:37 byAdmin
Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal AdviceJuvenile Court to Try Shooting DefendantFund Set Up for Beating Victim's KinKiller Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 YearsCancer Society Honors Marlboro ManNicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out LiteracyAutos Killing 110 a Day--Let's Resolve to Do Better20-Year Frien...
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November 22, 2005 19:04 byAdmin
Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.Congress said,"Someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.Then Congress said,"How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" ...
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July 17, 2005 10:28 byAdmin
...your church library has three Jell-O cookbooks. ...it's time to change a lightbulb and the left side of the aisle begins a debate on "change," while the right side of the aisle musters five volunteers--one to hold the bulb, and four to turn the ladder. ...you laugh out loud while readin...
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May 9, 2005 11:12 byAdmin
A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels by Susan Hewitt and Edward Subitzky from the Journal of Irreproducible Results, Vol 36, No. 1As scientists and concerned citizens, we applaud the recent trend towardslegislation that requi...
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March 5, 2005 12:20 byAdmin
We all need an excuse to miss work sometimes… maybe you just can’t think of a good way to tell the boss “Look, I don’t feel like coming in today.” We make it easy, just pick any of the following 11 (I felt like going above and beyond the normal 10 today) excuses for not...
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February 24, 2005 12:26 byAdmin