Confucius Says:War does not determine who's right. War determine who's left.Man who sleeps on road, wakes up feeling run down.Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out." A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose. When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth ... [More]

When a man decides to marry, it may be the last decision he'll ever make.Some men who speak with authority at work know enough to bow to a higher authority at homeA dish towel will certainly wipe the contented look off a married man's faceLove is the quest, marriage is the conquest, divorce is the i... [More]

What Exactly Is Marriage?"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents" -Eric, six years old"When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and ge... [More]

LIFE'S OBSERVATIONS:1. Marriage changes passion; suddenly you're in bed with a relative.2. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea."3. I have my own little world. But it's OK, they know me here.4. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.5. If... [More]