INTRODUCTION:Hello, and welcome to the nerdity test. This test is designed to help you determine your nerdity quotient. In the past, someone may have watched you, or listened to something you said and then exclaimed, "You geek! What do you think you are doing?" Or maybe it's just us. In an... [More]

- He calls you at two in the morning "just to talk."- Instead of rubber surgical gloves he wears oven mitts.- He keeps accidentally referring to himself as "the defendant."- He thinks Eastern Medicine was developed in Long Island.- He keeps accidentally referring to your legs as ... [More]

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No ... [More]

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:On a Sear's hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purch... [More]

An old Wild West fort is about to be attacked. The wily old General sends for his trusty Indian Scout. "You must use all your years of skill in trying to estimate the sort of army we are up against here."The trusty Indian Scout laid down and put his ear to the ground... "Large war par... [More]