"COLORED FOLKS"

(This was written by a black man in Texas. What a great sense of humor andcreativity!!! ) When I born, I black, when I grow up, I black, when I go insun, I black, when I cold, I black, when I scared, I black, when I sick, Iblack, and when I die, I still black. You white folks.... when ... [More]

A Drunk Scottsman

There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the bar. He decides to lay down a park bench and sleep. Tomorrow he would walk home after he was sober. In the morning two little girls are walking by to go to school when they see he is wearing his kilt. One of the little girls get cu... [More]

Circle Flies

The Garda, a disagreeable sort, stops a local farmer on a minor infraction and proceeds to berate the poor man this way and that, dressing him down most unfairly. After the lecture, which the farmer takes well, the constable starts writing the poor man up. While he's writing, he keeps swattin' at ... [More]
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A political man to a woman...

A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!"The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you.""Sure you could!!" said the political man, "if you could lie as well as I do!"
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Back Seat Driver

A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, “What’s the problem officer?” Officer: “You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.” Man: “No sir, I was only doing 65.” Wife: “Oh, Harry. You were going 80.” (The man gives his wife a dirty ... [More]

A Petty Thief, a Teacher and a Lawyer

A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven. When they get there they are stopped by St. Peter, who then says, “Sorry, heaven’s crowding up, so you need to answer a question correctly, or else you can’t get in.” He looks at the teacher, and asks her: “W... [More]
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Ever Go Fishing?

A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a group of cars all traveling at the same speed; however, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when ... [More]

Memo - Subject: Retire Aged Personnel Early

As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for the Department areas, we are forced to cut our number of personnel.Under the new plan, older employees will be asked to accept early retirement, thus permitting the retention of younger people who represent our future plans.Therefore, a program to p... [More]
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The Old Witness

An old man was a witness in a burglary case.
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Dude, There’s A Cork In Your…

Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass. He says, “How’d you get a cork in your ass?” The other guy says, “I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oo... [More]
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