Surgery gone wrong

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Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
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Childbirth Q&As

Q. My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
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What's the most popular recording of the Walton...

What's the most popular recording of the William Walton viola concerto? Music Minus One
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Go Forth and Multiply

After it was all over and Noah lowered the ramp of the ark for all the
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The sound of a banjo

There's nothing I like better than the sound of a banjo, unless of course it's the sound of a chicken caught in a vacuum cleaner.
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Answering Machine Messages - 40

Please leave a tone after the message.
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What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland?

What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland?Summer!
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Bear-Hunting Preacher

A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head to the
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Answering Machine Messages - 4

Hi, I'm not home right now, but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
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