A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!

A farmer, who wasn’t all that familiar with newfangled technolagy, had never went on a airplane but had to visit his sick daughter in New York city. Having to use the restroom badly, he asked the flight attendent where the bathroom is and was pointed all the way down to the back of the plane -... [More]

Doctor: I have some bad news and some worse news. Patient: Ouch… I suppose you might as well give me the bad news first. Doctor: The lab called back with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live. Patient: 24 HOURS! That’s horrible! Oh My God! WHAT could be WORSE than that? ... [More]

A girl says to her doctor, “You have to help me. I hurt all over.” She touches her right knee with her index finger and says, “Ow! That hurts.” She touches her left cheek with her index finger and says, “Ouch! That hurts, too.” She touches her right earlobe with h... [More]