When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motorhome parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he had bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motorhome near spilled sewage. A police spokesperson said that the man admitted to trying to steal gaso...
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September 26, 2007 18:49 byAdmin
So you’re bored? How about some games you can play with your local law enforcement? Bonus points if you can do any of these without getting hit over the head with a nightstick. Double bonus if you can do all of these without getting the death penalty.
Ask him what he is doing out so late.
Ask...
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June 15, 2007 08:31 byAdmin
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before."You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant."No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been...
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June 12, 2007 17:14 byAdmin
Policeman: "When I saw you coming around the corner, I said to myself, `fifty-five at least.'"Woman driver: "Well, you are a long way off! It's this hat that makes me look so old!"
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May 6, 2007 04:10 byAdmin
Policeman: When I saw you coming around the corner, I said to myself,
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March 3, 2007 22:53 byAdmin
The following are quotes picked out from The Simpsons TV show. Homer, the father character in the cartoon, isn’t known for being particularly witty but we managed to put together some of his best wisdom over the years. Kinda gives you a whole new respect for the “Doh!” guy.
“If yo...
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February 18, 2007 12:20 byAdmin
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.New York, NYPolice across the nation are warning people who wear pagers to be on the lookout for the latest scam.According to police, pagers in several states h...
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January 23, 2007 01:08 byAdmin
The following headlines were actually printed in newpapers. The irony in some of these is absolutely astonishing, hilariously funny (though sometimes akward). Check them out…
Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Include Your Children when Baking Cook...
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January 12, 2007 16:07 byAdmin
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New York City.He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gathers around."A priest. Somebody get me a priest!" the man gasps. A policemanchecks the crowd----no priest, no minister, no man of God of any kind."A PRIEST, PLEASE!" the dying man ...
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November 7, 2006 22:52 byAdmin
One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York City Police Precinct to report that his American wife was planning to kill him.The police officer on duty was intrigued by this, and he asked, "How sure are you that she is gonna kill you? Did she threaten to kill you?""No," r...
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November 1, 2006 16:31 byAdmin