Criminal Masterminds - Washington

When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motorhome parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he had bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motorhome near spilled sewage. A police spokesperson said that the man admitted to trying to steal gaso... [More]

Fun With Cops

So you’re bored? How about some games you can play with your local law enforcement? Bonus points if you can do any of these without getting hit over the head with a nightstick. Double bonus if you can do all of these without getting the death penalty. Ask him what he is doing out so late. Ask... [More]

Breaking In

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before."You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant."No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been... [More]
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Policeman: "When I saw you coming around the corner, I said to myself, `fifty-five at least.'"Woman driver: "Well, you are a long way off! It's this hat that makes me look so old!"

Conversation with a Policeman

Policeman: When I saw you coming around the corner, I said to myself,
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Homer Simpson’s Wisdom

The following are quotes picked out from The Simpsons TV show. Homer, the father character in the cartoon, isn’t known for being particularly witty but we managed to put together some of his best wisdom over the years. Kinda gives you a whole new respect for the “Doh!” guy. “If yo... [More]

A new type of fraud

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.New York, NYPolice across the nation are warning people who wear pagers to be on the lookout for the latest scam.According to police, pagers in several states h... [More]
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Funny News Headlines (These Are Real)

The following headlines were actually printed in newpapers. The irony in some of these is absolutely astonishing, hilariously funny (though sometimes akward). Check them out… Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One Miners Refuse to Work after Death Include Your Children when Baking Cook... [More]

A catholic lithany

A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New York City.He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gathers around."A priest. Somebody get me a priest!" the man gasps. A policemanchecks the crowd----no priest, no minister, no man of God of any kind."A PRIEST, PLEASE!" the dying man ... [More]

Did she threaten to kill you?

One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York City Police Precinct to report that his American wife was planning to kill him.The police officer on duty was intrigued by this, and he asked, "How sure are you that she is gonna kill you? Did she threaten to kill you?""No," r... [More]
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