- In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes.- Not embarrassed to wear fur.- No need to worry about tax returns.- Glorious military history... well, till about 400 a.d.- Can wear sunglasses inside.- Political stability.- Flexible working hours.- Live near the Pope.

Top 10 Signs Your Presidential Candidate is Under-Qualified10. Promises to improve foreign relations with Hawaii.9. Runs a series of attack ads against Martin Sheen's character on "The West Wing".8. His #1 choice to work on his cabinet is "That Bob Vila guy".7. Outstanding record... [More]