When she told me I was average, I figured she was just being mean.
Hire the Handicapped…Were fun to watch!!
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This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren’t Happening To Me
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
Lord save me from your followers.
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December 31, 2006 09:49 byAdmin
My brain is filled with so many useless things, like the fact that there are 336 dimples on a golf ball and the fact that an average person blinks over 10 million times a year. Really, who needs to know that? Will I make more money at my job for knowing this stuff? Well, not unless I’m Alex Tr...
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December 21, 2006 15:31 byAdmin
An American tourist in Tel Aviv was about to enter the impressive Mann Auditorium to take in a concert by the Israel Philharmonic. He was admiring the unique architecture, the sweeping lines of the entrance, and the modern decor throughout the building. Finally he turned to his escort and asked if t...
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November 19, 2006 01:57 byAdmin
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore. So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. Out of my mind...
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October 23, 2006 15:12 byAdmin
1. Clear large space on table for wrapping present. 2. Go to closet and collect bag in which present is contained, and shut door. 3. Open door and remove cat from closet. 4. Go to cupboard and retrieve rolls of wrapping paper. 5. Go back and remove cat from cupboard. 6. Go to drawer, and collect tra...
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September 11, 2006 03:02 byAdmin
Herblock's Law: If it's good, they will stop making it. History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other. It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. It works better if you plug it in. It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere. Jury: Twelve people who determ...
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September 6, 2006 20:13 byAdmin
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. The client, out of the blue, asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers what her boss told her… don...
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June 3, 2006 22:42 byAdmin
Ok ladies, this is for you. Some of you just don’t know what it’s like to be a man, or know what a man wants. Now, while I admit we’re not as mysterious as women, there’s still some things you need to know. Your man may just be too scared to tell you, so F&J is gonna do i...
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May 4, 2006 10:36 byAdmin
A Police car pulled alongside a speeding car on the motorway.Glancing at the car he was astonished to see that the blond behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the cop rolled down his window and shouted "Pullover!". The blonde roll...
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April 7, 2006 08:59 byAdmin
New Summer Seminars for WomenThe Auto Hood Release, What Is It And Why Is It There Life Beyond Shoes Money, The Non-Renewable Resource How To Get 90 Minutes Out Of An Hour Why Men Don't Like Any Of Your Friends How To Be A Victim Of Marketing How To Get Out Of Bed Without Waking Up Your Man Is There...
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April 4, 2006 05:58 byAdmin