An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry an extraordinarily beautiful woman, so they could produce gorgeous children beyond compare. With that in mind he set out on a mission to find the perfect woman.
Shortly thereafter he met a Redneck who had three stunning, gorg...
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November 1, 2007 13:49 byAdmin
Alittle funny redneck barbie pic. Hmmmmm… reminds me of home.
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September 24, 2007 19:15 byAdmin
What
do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do italone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
Theposition of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Beca...
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February 9, 2007 19:34 byAdmin
You Might Be a Redneck IF…
. . there are four pairs of pants and two squirrels hanging from your clothesline.
. . . your local newspaper has a front-page feature called “Cow of the Week.”
. . . you don’t need a clean shirt to go to work.
. . . you bum a dip from your mother.
. . . you ha...
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August 17, 2006 05:52 byAdmin
Note: This “Redneck Test” was taken from Jeff Foxworthy’s 1997 Calendar. These, and all proceeding ”You Might Be a Redneck If“, jokes were written by him.
You Might Be a Redneck IF
. . . you were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 45&...
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June 21, 2006 08:50 byAdmin
We've heard the Redneck and Cajun versions - nor for Norwegian, yah?01. BYTE: how Lena stops Ole's advances.02. LOG ON: dats how ya make da vood stove hotter.03. LOG OFF: vhat Sven vas trying to do vhen he burnt his hands terrible.04. MONITOR: keep an eye on da vood stove.05. MEGAHERTZ: ven a big lo...
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June 2, 2006 08:11 byAdmin
What does Ford stand for? Found On Rednecks Driveway!
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March 18, 2006 05:51 byAdmin
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, “I want my $20 million.”
The man replied, “No, sir. It doesn’t work that way. We give you a million today and then you’ll get the rest s...
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February 15, 2006 22:13 byAdmin
Your Captain Might Be A Redneck If... Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a monthHe paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacellesYou have a shuttle called "Billy Joe Bob"He refers to Klingons as "Critters"He refers to Photon Torpedoes as "Popguns"He ...
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January 23, 2006 12:20 byAdmin