The Perfect Woman

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry an extraordinarily beautiful woman, so they could produce gorgeous children beyond compare. With that in mind he set out on a mission to find the perfect woman. Shortly thereafter he met a Redneck who had three stunning, gorg... [More]

Redneck Barbie

Alittle funny redneck barbie pic. Hmmmmm… reminds me of home.

Mindless jokes

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do italone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? Theposition of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Beca... [More]

More “You Might Be A Redneck If…” Jokes

You Might Be a Redneck IF… . . there are four pairs of pants and two squirrels hanging from your clothesline. . . . your local newspaper has a front-page feature called “Cow of the Week.” . . . you don’t need a clean shirt to go to work. . . . you bum a dip from your mother. . . . you ha... [More]

You Might Be a Redneck IF…

Note: This “Redneck Test” was taken from Jeff Foxworthy’s 1997 Calendar. These, and all proceeding ”You Might Be a Redneck If“, jokes were written by him. You Might Be a Redneck IF . . . you were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 45&... [More]

Dem compooters

We've heard the Redneck and Cajun versions - nor for Norwegian, yah?01. BYTE: how Lena stops Ole's advances.02. LOG ON: dats how ya make da vood stove hotter.03. LOG OFF: vhat Sven vas trying to do vhen he burnt his hands terrible.04. MONITOR: keep an eye on da vood stove.05. MEGAHERTZ: ven a big lo... [More]

What does Ford stand for?

What does Ford stand for? Found On Rednecks Driveway!
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Won The Lottery

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, “I want my $20 million.” The man replied, “No, sir. It doesn’t work that way. We give you a million today and then you’ll get the rest s... [More]
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Your Captain Might Be A Redneck If...

Your Captain Might Be A Redneck If... Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a monthHe paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacellesYou have a shuttle called "Billy Joe Bob"He refers to Klingons as "Critters"He refers to Photon Torpedoes as "Popguns"He ... [More]