INTRODUCTION:Hello, and welcome to the nerdity test. This test is designed to help you determine your nerdity quotient. In the past, someone may have watched you, or listened to something you said and then exclaimed, "You geek! What do you think you are doing?" Or maybe it's just us. In an...
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November 1, 2007 15:03 byAdmin
A young boy came to Sunday School late. His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong.The boy replied no, that he was going fishing but his dad told him that he needed to go to church.The teacher was very impressed and asked the boy if his dad had explained to...
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October 20, 2007 10:32 byAdmin
Walking To School The First Day Back - by Misty Bus The Day The Car Pool Forgot Me - by I. Rhoda BikeCan't See The Chalkboard - by Sidney BackrowPractical Jokes I Played On The First Day Of School - by Major CrackuppWhat I Dislike About Returning To School - by Mona LottMaking It Through The First W...
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October 10, 2007 21:47 byAdmin
This is going to make me feel old (eek). This kind of stuff was supposed to be reserved for my parents, now it’s getting written for my generation. Not cool, I’m still young at heart though. Heh. At any rate, you might have been a child in the 80’s if any of the following applies t...
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July 25, 2007 23:03 byAdmin
A certain English lady visited Switzerland and was having difficulty finding a room, so she asked the local schoolmaster to help her. After a satisfactory room had been found, she returned to her home and did some packing.Suddenly, it occured to her that she hadn't noticed a W.C. (in England, the to...
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July 20, 2007 09:09 byAdmin
I asked the children in my Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?""No!" the children all answered.Then I said, "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept eve...
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June 13, 2007 09:46 byAdmin
City of Los Angeles
High School Math Proficiency Exam
Name: _______________________
Gang: _______________________
1. Dwayne has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive by shooting, how many drive by shootings can he attempt before he has to relo...
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June 5, 2007 11:29 byAdmin
At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, Johnny what is the mat...
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May 29, 2007 06:10 byAdmin
Elizabeth was surprised to receive ten dollars from her Aunt for her birthday. The Aunt asked how she was going to spend it. "I'm taking it to Sunday School and giving it to God." the little girl replied. "He'll be just as surprised as I was at not getting a dollar like usual."
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May 22, 2007 13:50 byAdmin
Horrible Analogies Taken from High School papers:She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again. (Rich Murphy, Fairfax Station) The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a b...
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May 18, 2007 21:23 byAdmin