God the Artist

A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question. "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?"A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy."Really?! How do you know?" the teacher asked."You know - 'Our Father, who does art in Heav... [More]

Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem

A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied: "They couldn't get a baby-sitter."
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Charity Better Than Expected

Members of the Methodist women's church circle in one Wisconsin town some years ago were disturbed because a widowed church member and her three small daughters were staying away from services. Finding the reason to be a lack of suitable clothes, the ladies' group corrected the situation in a genero... [More]

Morning Worship

The teacher of the third-grade Sunday School class was planning to take her charges on a “field trip” to the ongoing church service, so they could get an idea of what morning worship looked like. Before they left their classroom, she thought it would be a good idea to caution them agains... [More]
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Sunday School

Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. "Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge, and all the pe... [More]

Funny News Headlines (These Are Real)

The following headlines were actually printed in newpapers. The irony in some of these is absolutely astonishing, hilariously funny (though sometimes akward). Check them out… Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One Miners Refuse to Work after Death Include Your Children when Baking Cook... [More]

Worst Analogies Ever Written

Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay ContestHer date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man."Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field... [More]

Hebonics

The New York City school board has officially declared Jewish English, now dubbed 'Hebonics', as a second language. Backers of the move say the city's School District is the first in the state to recognize Hebonics as a valid language and significant attribute of New York culture.
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History Of The World...maybe

History Of The World According To Actual Grade School Student Exam Papers!1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in Hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.2. Moses led the... [More]

You Might Be A Lutheran If... #11

...you notice the Kool Aid stock shoots up during the Vacation Bible School season. ...you wonder why bread and wine are used for Communion instead of coffee and donuts. ...you are referred to as the frozen chosen! ...Commandment #11--If it's never been done that way before, don't do it. ...you cons... [More]