# Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.' # If we're in thebackyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn't mean we're not watchingit. # Don't tell anyone we can't afford a new car. Tell them we don't wantone. # Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say dur... [More]

Some Leading Papers' Coverage of Custer's MassacreVariety: "Custer Closes Out of Town"Pravda: "Big Red Victory."Sports Illustrated: "Indians Win Series"Women's Wear Daily: "Feathers Make Comeback"Reader's Digest: "Sitting Bull Reveals New Cure for Dandruf... [More]

It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Alabama edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside Alabama. If you have one of the Alabama editions you may need some help understanding the commands. The Alabama edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen. I... [More]

Nothing like a good laugh to start your day (bright and early here). Some highlights of this “Ultimate Collection of Sports Bloopers” include an Olympic referee getting punched in the face during a boxing match, a martial arts instructor getting round kicked to the face while judging a s... [More]