I'm not driving fast-just flying low.If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.Honk If Anything Falls OffHe Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From the Next ExitRemember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed for 70mph.Boldly Going NowhereHow Many Roads Must a Man Travel Down Befor... [More]

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.The Earth Is Full -- Go HomeThis Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening to MeCleverly Disguised as a Responsible AdultThe Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My NameIlliterate? Write For HelpHonk If Anything Falls OffHe Who Hesitates Is Not O... [More]

Traveling through New England, a motorist stopped for gas in a tiny village. "What's this place called?" he asked the station attendant."All depends," the native drawled. "Do you mean by them that has to live in this dad-blamed, moth-eaten, dust-covered dump, or by them that... [More]

An Army General, a Marine General and a Navy Admiral are all sitting around discussing who’s service is better and whose troops are more brave. The Admiral (well into his second or third ice tea) announces to the group, ” My SEALS are the BEST in the world and to prove it I’ll hav... [More]

Traveling down a remote country road one day, a motorist came to a stop in front of a giant puddle covering the entire road. He noticed a farmer leaning on a fence,

All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All EmployeesFrom: HeadquartersSubject: Business Travel Policy GuidelinesDate: June 16, 2000Due to fiscal constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees on travel for official b... [More]