This is going to make me feel old (eek). This kind of stuff was supposed to be reserved for my parents, now it’s getting written for my generation. Not cool, I’m still young at heart though. Heh. At any rate, you might have been a child in the 80’s if any of the following applies t...
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July 25, 2007 23:03 byAdmin
I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she.Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off!For starters, the vast majority of men don't even think about selecting gifts u...
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July 24, 2007 08:09 byAdmin
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, andnoticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up alot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was includedin the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself i...
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July 12, 2007 19:26 byAdmin
Law #1: In any calculation, any error which can creep in will do so.Law #2: Any error in any calculation will be in the direction of most harm.Law #3: In any formula, constants (especially those obtained from engineering handbooks) are to be treated as variables.Law #4: The best approximation of ser...
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May 22, 2007 22:15 byAdmin
A 4th grade class was asked to get their parent to tell them a story with a moral. When they came back to school the next day, Ms. Jones asked them to share their stories. Little Mary was first."My mommy told me a story about farming. We own a farm where we raise chickens, and one time, we had ...
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May 15, 2007 02:25 byAdmin
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No ...
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April 18, 2007 06:38 byAdmin
Snow blower for sale...only used on snowy days. 2 Wire mesh butchering gloves, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, pair: $15 Tickle Me Elmo, still in box, comes with it's own 1988 Mustang, 5l, auto, excellent condition $6800 Tickle Me Elmo. New in box. Hardly tickled. $700 Valentines Day Sale: Ty-D-Bol Blue Tos...
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April 15, 2007 00:25 byAdmin
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it.&...
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January 23, 2007 13:34 byAdmin
Stolen Painting Found by Tree Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years Never Withhold Herbes Infection from Loved One Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in '84 War Dims Hope for Peace If Strike Isn't Settle...
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January 19, 2007 08:24 byAdmin
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station. He looked for the girl whose heart he knew, but whose face he didn't, the girl with the rose. His interest in her had begun thirteen months b...
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January 13, 2007 02:30 byAdmin