A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!"The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you.""Sure you could!!" said the political man, "if you could lie as well as I do!"
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November 23, 2007 07:05 byAdmin
A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, “What’s the problem officer?”
Officer: “You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.”
Man: “No sir, I was only doing 65.”
Wife: “Oh, Harry. You were going 80.” (The man gives his wife a dirty ...
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November 23, 2007 03:21 byAdmin
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only”. Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works.
“We have 5 floors. Go up flo...
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November 18, 2007 13:41 byAdmin
A small town doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish.One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips he got a call that a woman at a neighboring farm was giving birth. He rushed to her aid and delivered a healthy baby boy.The farmer had nothing to weigh the baby with s...
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November 14, 2007 16:47 byAdmin
RELATIONSHIPS:
When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled ‘All Men Are Idiots’ Then she will get on with her life.
A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the breakup, at 3:00 a.m. on a Sa...
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November 11, 2007 14:45 byAdmin
Once upon a time there lived a woman in Brampton who had a maddening passion forbaked beans. She loved them, but unfortunately they always gave her a veryembarrassing, and somewhat lively reaction. When it became apparent that she andher boyfriend would marry she thought to herself, "He is such a sw...
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November 10, 2007 01:55 byAdmin
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat next to a rather attractive woman."Hi," he said, "I'm new in town. Can I buy you a drink?""Get lost," she remarked, "I am Lesbian.""Oh, really?" he asked, "How are things in Beiruit?"
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November 9, 2007 02:29 byAdmin
Any Man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed or beaten by his fellow partygoers.
Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save his master
b. The moment Angelina Jolie start...
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November 8, 2007 22:41 byAdmin
"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise" --Unknown"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant." --Unknown"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." --Gene Hill"In dog years, I'm dead." --Unknown"To his dog, ev...
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November 8, 2007 02:26 byAdmin
A woman in her 40s got married but was a bit nervous about her honeymoon.The people in the church wanted to encourage her by sending a telegram with a verse of Scripture: 1 John 4:18 ("There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out all fear")But someone omitted, by mistake, the 1 bef...
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November 7, 2007 09:19 byAdmin