A political man to a woman...

A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!"The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you.""Sure you could!!" said the political man, "if you could lie as well as I do!"
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Back Seat Driver

A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, “What’s the problem officer?” Officer: “You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.” Man: “No sir, I was only doing 65.” Wife: “Oh, Harry. You were going 80.” (The man gives his wife a dirty ... [More]

Never Good Enough

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only”. Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. “We have 5 floors. Go up flo... [More]

Weight Report

A small town doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish.One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips he got a call that a woman at a neighboring farm was giving birth. He rushed to her aid and delivered a healthy baby boy.The farmer had nothing to weigh the baby with s... [More]

Men vs Women

RELATIONSHIPS: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled ‘All Men Are Idiots’ Then she will get on with her life. A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the breakup, at 3:00 a.m. on a Sa... [More]

Beans And Gas

Once upon a time there lived a woman in Brampton who had a maddening passion forbaked beans. She loved them, but unfortunately they always gave her a veryembarrassing, and somewhat lively reaction. When it became apparent that she andher boyfriend would marry she thought to herself, "He is such a sw... [More]

A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked...

A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat next to a rather attractive woman."Hi," he said, "I'm new in town. Can I buy you a drink?""Get lost," she remarked, "I am Lesbian.""Oh, really?" he asked, "How are things in Beiruit?"

Male Etiquette

Any Man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed or beaten by his fellow partygoers. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to save his master b. The moment Angelina Jolie start... [More]

Doggie Quotes

"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise" --Unknown"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant." --Unknown"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." --Gene Hill"In dog years, I'm dead." --Unknown"To his dog, ev... [More]

Nervous Bride

A woman in her 40s got married but was a bit nervous about her honeymoon.The people in the church wanted to encourage her by sending a telegram with a verse of Scripture: 1 John 4:18 ("There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out all fear")But someone omitted, by mistake, the 1 bef... [More]
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