Yo mama’s so ghetto, she keeps FunnyandJokes’ Yo Mama Jokes bookmarked. (Hey wait, that’s not funny!)  Yo mama so ghetto, she puts her food stamps in a money clip.  Yo mama so ghetto, her baby daddy and her boyfriend share a bunk-bed.  Yo mama so ghetto, she was born in a bucket... [More]

Yo Mama’s so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and said what color. Yo Mama’s so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20. Yo Mama’s so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out. Yo Mama’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed. Yo MamaR... [More]

Let’s get off moms, ’cause I just got off yours.  Let’s get off moms, ’cause she can’t handle those five men on her now.  Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom!  I ain’t got nuthin’ bad to say ’bout Yo mama, ’cause her... [More]

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio. Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex. Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared. Yo Mama’s so skinny, when she takes a bath and lets the water out, her toes get caught in the drain. Yo Mama’s so shinny, she... [More]