TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR TEAM WON'T BE IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME

10. Team's idea of a double play is two songs back-to-back on the radio.

9. The most popular dugout phrase is, "Who's up? Are you up? I'm not up! She's up."

8. Players refuse to slide for fear of ruining their hair and nails.

7. Coach's new exercise video features his walking to the mound after every pitch.

6. Players keep pointing at the bat and saying "Is this some kinda ball-wackin' stick?"

5. You get yelled at by the umps because your team is slow getting on the field, and they are all still at the concession stand.

4. Players always complain because you can't mathematically give 110%.

3. On pop fouls the catcher actually has to come out of the dugout.

2. Your best hitter's nickname is "Slugger" because she's already beat up four girls in the dugout - this inning.

1. The team's chant in the field is "Hey batter, batter, hit it at her!"