... you pronounce the word Lutheran "Lutern."

...requests you hear are preceeded or followed by the phrase, "If it's not too much trouble then..."

...you know all the words to the first verse of "Silent Night" in German but can't speak a word of it.

...you carry silverware in your pocket to church just in case there's a potluck.

...you have an uncontollable urge to sit in the back of any room.

... P.M.S. is defined as "Post Merger Syndrome."

...your house is a mess because you're "saved by Grace," not by works.

...the doilies underneath the Thanksgiving flowers make nice snowflakes at Christmas.