A guy from Tyson Foods arranges to visit the Pope. After receiving the papal blessing, he whispers, �Your Eminence, do we have a deal for you. If you change The Lord's Prayer from �give us this day our daily bread....� to �give us this day our daily chicken....� we will donate $500 million dollars to the Church.�

The Pope responds saying, �That is impossible. The Prayer is the Word of the Lord and it must not be changed.�

�Well,� says the Tyson man, �we are prepared to donate $1 billion to the Church if you change the Lord's Prayer from �give us this day our daily bread....� to �give us this day our daily chicken....��

Again, the Pope replies, �That is impossible. The Prayer is the Word of the Lord and it must not be changed.�

Finally, the Tyson guy says, �This is our last offer. We will donate $5 billion to the church if you change the Lord's Prayer