Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk
truck.

Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Yo
mama's so fat, when she dances at a club, she makes the band skip.

Yo mama's
so fat, on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time.

Yo mama's so
fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Yo
mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk
carton.

Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on
the water.

Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a
Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets
in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed
with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.

Yo mama's
so fat, her picture takes two frames.

Yo mama's so fat, when your dad climbs
on top of her, his ears pop.

Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high
heels, she strikes oil.

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo
mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the
lightbulb.

Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of
hot-dogs.

Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck.

Yo mama's so
fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.

Yo mama's so fat, she
can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs.

Yo mama's so fat, the
shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama's so fat, the bitch jumped in the
air and got stuck.

Yo mama's so fat, her lipstick comes in a spray can.

Yo
mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change.

Yo mama's so fat, her
skates went flat.

Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she
is backing up.

Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she didn't get a birth
certificate, she got blue prints.