President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the
barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"

The bartender
says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a

real honor! What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning
WW III."

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says,
"Well, we're going to kill 140 million
Muslims and one blonde with big
tits."

The guy exclaimed, "Why kill a blonde with big tits?"

Bush turns
to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you
no one CARES about the 140 million
Muslims."