Your satellite dish payments delays buying back-to-school clothes forthe kids.

Your sister's child looks just like you.

You've ever given rat traps as a gift.

Your stereo speakers used to belong to the drive-in theater.

The Home Shopping Club operator recognizes your voice.

You've ever stolen clothes from a scarecrow.

In an effort to watch your cholesterol, you start eating Spam Lite.

More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.